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Character Study: Lois

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Okay. Clark Kent is a god. Not a capital letter ‘God’ that would imply blasphemy, but a safer, lowercase fine-ass mythological deity. Lois knows this. She can see this. The boy is H-O-T. Like back that thang up, carry me across the threshold and deflower me, bubble butt, fine. She can appreciate that. That is, appreciate it from afar. She’s been around too many men, starting from Privates to Drill Sergeants, who knew, 100% that they were damn fine specimens of man. The ego that accompanied such men is usually much larger than a Sherman tank. So she’d give a quick gander at the merchandise but only on the down low. She didn’t want to be responsible for another herniated self-image. If they caught her taking a free peek she’d rail on them something fierce. It was her habit. Her ‘mode’ so to say. She’d been burnt too many times by too many pretty faces to distinguish whether her reactionary defense mechanism was fair or not.
Of Geeks, Gods, and Mean Girls )

June 2009

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